Jokes thread

by **A-MAN** 3rd January 2013, 4:55 pm

If you have any good jokes please post them. And remember, Only Jokes here, so don't post anything else please.

Here are some jokes:
1:
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

2:
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

3:
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

4:
A new employee calls the Help desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me."

5: (not really a joke):
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,and the address of the memory makes your floppy disc abort,then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,and your data is corrupted 'cause the index does not flash,then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

Loved the poem ^