Kill the ant! (It never dies though)

but itachi didnt know that the ant has 1 other clone! (with this it could stay forever ) and by the destruction of that universe, pieces of planets caught itachi and the ant off guard so it smashed them both into dust.

Ant died. HOWEVER, Ant's...brother is still alive! Ant's brother "Ant" Is also a wannabe pirate sailing the grand line. Ant ate the mizu mizu fruit, which gave him water powers! Unfortunately, Ant has the same amount of Intelligence as his late brother, which is to say, no intelligence whatsoever. He flooded his boat and drowned.

but.. deep down he was saved by Spongebob and then mr.krab came to make crabby-ant patties of him! hes dead now!

Well it just happens that PLANKTON STOLE THE KRABBY PATTY WITH THE ANT IN IT!!!!!! :O Then Plankton put the krabby patty into an analyzer of sort which broke down Ant and the krabby patty molecule by molecule untill he had all the ingredients. Ant was vaporized. On a side note, Plankton failed yet again to take the Krabby Patty secret formula Also there was an Ant hidden in Awsan's post, which was eventually put in the basket. It died too.

after the careless mod who didnt do anything sent the post to the basket, he proceeded to thank the Yin pirate crew for their cooperation on foiling planktons plot. ant was now safe because of them, but unfortunately pirates dont keep their word and they turned on the ant and on the mod. making both of them walk the plank just for the heck of it.

after they walked the plank, the Yin-Yang split again, so the Yin pirate crew changed their minds, and so they decided to save the ant and the mod. Once the ant and the mod were saved, the Yin pirate crew decided to "UnSplit" (or merge) the ant and the mod. The ant from that day forward became known as the AntMod, and became a member of team A. The AntMod never did any work, it just sent every post into the basket, and so it incurred the wrath of the fearsome A-Man. The ant got utterly annihilated. so ended the tale of AntMod.

but luckily the fearsome A had an awesome younger brother who was so awesome that he had to save the antmod from the fearsome A. He put some french fries and distracted the fearsome A-man for enough time to slip the antmod into his awesome back pocket. He then proceed to eat the french fries and sat down, forgetting that the antmod was in his back pocket.

But the Antmod was also attracted to the smell of french fries, and got out to eat the fries. When the AntMod ate all of the fries, The fearsome A's wrath power level increased to OVER 9000!!! and the AntMod just melted under the vengeful A-Man's glare.

but before that happens, hisoka appears and uses his nen to protect the ant, he said he will let the ant live so that it can grow to its full potential and ended up fighting him in the future. gon then appears through the same sift that hisoka appeared through then gets jealous and goes and smashes the ant.

But gon failed at smashing the ant, because the Ant is a Main Character. Main characters never die, so Ant survived and just ran away to hide in a cave. Inside the cave, he got terrified of bats, and had a sudden desire to wear a black cape and beat up bad guys and call itself...Bat-Ant. Many years later, ant returned from travelling around the world learning to fight, and made a secret lair inside the bat cave, and called it the AntCave! It installed a super high tech computer and used it to find criminals and beat the crap out them. However, there was another Ant called "Jester" and it made an elaborate plan to capture Bat-Ant. Jester succeeded, and crime spread throughout Gothant city. Bat-Ant self-exiled himself because of the shame of losing to another ant, and jumped into a well. The Bat-Ant didn't know that the jesters plan was still in place, and at the bottom of the well, there was jester!! There was an epic fight to the death, which surprisingly, Bat-Ant won. Unfortunately for the Bat-Ant, there was no way out of the well, and jesters accomplice, the KillerAnt, dropped a nuke into the well. Boom. had super powers. He filled the well up with water and drowned Bat-Ant. But KillerAnt didn't stop there! he created a giant lightning storm, and harnessed all of the lightning strikes into a single destructive bolt of intense lightning, and zapped the water in the well. Then KillerAnt used his power to create a Black Hole, which sucked Bat-Ant in. He then created a Wormhole and put the Black hole IN the Wormhole, to save himself. He then sealed off both sides of the Wormhole, so Bat-Ant remains trapped. And drowned. And electrocuted. And suffocated.

but as we know the black holes eat up anything, so it ended up eating the wormhole inside out, it ate the water and electricity. before it ate the ant A-man appeared. he was sooo mad about the french fries and by the fact that the ant was one of the bugs that kept on ruining OPAE v1.5 that he saved the ant using his ultradisuncoolcodifier. he took the ant to his secret lair and proceeded to torture it. He made it listed to the trololololo song for 2 whole days on full blast, then he put the ant in a room filled with chocolate chip cookies and sealed its mouth so that it cant eat. The ant got soo hungry and was sooo sleep deprived that it summoned the devil using all of its pain as an offering and made a deal with him to destroy all cookies in the earth of the devil wold make it undead. so now the ant is dead but not dead, it is undead and it is destroying all the chocolate cookies in the world. It went and destroyed all of A-mans cookies and he went insane. After it destroyed the last cookie in the world that the pack clan and the draox clan were fighting over. the devil took the ants soul and sealed it in the underworld. the great cookie destroyer was now officially not undead but dead, not the dead alive not undead type of death.

But the Yin crew still had the last cookie, so the devil summoned the ant from it's official not undead but dead, not the dead alive not undead type of death, and sent it after the Yin crew. The Ant decided to make a deal with the devil; he would annihilate Yin and steal the last cookie, and if he gave the cookie to the devil, he would have his soul back. The ant went on a quest to get even stronger, and fought KillerAnt on the way. Once Any killed KillerAnt, it ate KillerAnts exoskeleton and inherited KillerAnts powers. The Ant found Yin's crew, and used the power of a black hole to wipe them all out, but the leader, Yin, survived. Ant tried to electrocute Yin, but Yin used his YinYang powers to transform into the dark. Yin became one with Shadow, and stole the cookie back. The Ant cursed Yin's epicness and reported failure back to the devil. The devil then granted the Ant demon powers, and Ant punched the ground so hard, he broke the planet in half. Yin was there when it happened, and he fell into a deep trench. With no light there, Yin's powers were halved. Yin was no longer safe in the shadow, as the Ant had demonic powers too. As they battled, Yin used his last resort power...he split the YinYang. What resulted was an explosion so powerful, it ripped apart the very fabric of time and space, and the Ant was split into two separate beings. Yin succeeded in killing one Ant before he blew up, but one more Ant remained. The Ant was victorious, but Yin had vaporized the cookie with his last desperate move. The Ant returned to the devil again, but the devil didn't tolerate any excuses this time, and Ant was banished into nothingness. The devil also took all of ants powers, and even shrunk Ant into the size of an atom. The Ant eventually became an atom, which traveled time, and eventually became the atom that was split by Albert Einstein.

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but wasnt known to the general public was that Einstein was the DEVIL HIMSELF(at least for a short while, the devil kinda liked the job). he needed some dirty work to be done and he didnt want anyone else to know. so he dressed up as Einstein, broke into the lab, and replaced the ant atom with another atom. He reverse engineered antatom bk to ant with the demonic powers. The ants mission was.......to get an original hatsune miku full scale figure from japan. As the ant was flying on his way to japan he misused his powers and actually traveled bk in time to japan. He heard a weird noise and looked up, there was the atomic bomb being dropped. he used his space time ninjutsu and escaped to another are, this time he went to the near future instead. He was exhausted but at least he was safe, but wait, here was that weird noise again. "NOOO", screamed the ant as the second atomic bomb was being dropped. he had no chakara and was exhausted from the travel and ninjutuse overuse. before he was able to scream another "O" in the "NOOO" the bomb dropped and the ant was shredded to pieces.

Luckily for the ant, the devil had screwed up big time. In replacing the ant-atom with another one, he stabilized the bomb, so it just squished the ant. The ant cursed the devil, and decided to fight him. But first, since the ant was in japan, it wanted ramen. Once it ate all the ramen, It used it's demonic powers to charge up an incredibly powerful punch, that ripped open a crack in time. Ant traveled forward in time, back to his own time. (Back to the future ) The Ant challenged the devil to a duel to the death, and the devil, being bored because no one was online on the One Piece A-Edition forums, agreed. Unfortunately, time traveling had a...side effect on Ant. All those noodles it ate were undigested when he traveled forward in time, and so the noodles were spoiled. The ant got a massive stomach ache that caused it to vomit into the devils face. Outraged, the devil topped being lazy and punched Ant so hard, that it flew around the world three times before landing on an anteater. The Ant was so injured, that it could only watched as the Anteater got closer...and closer...and closer. Soon all the ant could see were the sharp knife-like teeth of the vicious Anteater, and then Ant saw...nothing.

The ant saw nothing because it closed its eyes in fear(who would stare death in the eye). when it opened its eyes, it saw a war erupt. a colony of ants has been planning revenge against this particular anteater, he had eaten their sister colony. they all leaped on him and started biting him. they entered his ears, nose and went directly to his brain. the ant was saved by these fellow ants....but wait!! the ants turn on our ant thinking that it was a spy and an accomplice to the anteater. the ant was torn apart by other ants. a death good enough for a "traitor"

Ant's super special awesome (YGOTAS reference ) armor protected it from the scrubbish ants. Then Ant thought to himself, "Why the heck not?" and turned traitor and obliterated all the ants. He became best friends with the anteater, and went to see a movie one day. Ant was super hungry, so it dove into the popcorn bag. The anteater was hungry too, but it used it's weird nose/mouth/trunk thing to suck up all the popcorn. With Ant in it. The anteater got depressed and tied itself to a rocket, and shot itself at the sun. The ant then came out of it's mouth just as they were about to hit the sun, and said: "Yo." The anteater face-desked and then they both died.

last second the rockets direction reversed tom and jerry style and they landed back on earth in Japan. They accidentally land in the girls bath area and the girls get freaked out and threw everything they had at these creatures. The ant died from a nosebleed while the anteater was killed by the girls throwing soap.

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The Ant got saved by Sanji, and they decided to use Ant's demonic powers to be perverts together. cough*invisibility*cough. Long story short, they died from blood loss.

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but luckily there were a few okamas(cross dresses/gay guys) around and they donated blood to sanji and the ant. the ant and sanji were saved but sanji and ant were so disgraced that they committed a dual suicide. they wrote eachother names in the death note and waited. they they cannot live with okama blood in them.

The death note didn't work, because they both wrote their names in at the same time. (I think that cancels the death, im not too sure...) but Ant used his demonic powers to drain the okama blood out of themselves. But unfortunately for Sanji and Ant, they found out they were on momoiro island. Sanji just died because of the horrors he had endured before, and Ant was tortured until he died an agonizing death.

the last few moment before the ant was killed it converted to following the" okama way" and started cross dressing. unluckily for it, when the ryuk came to inquire about who used the death note he had hid in this island. he was disgusted to see that it was an island of okamas. so he made a petition that said "sign ur first and last name for this dating service". he then went on to write everyone's name including ant.

But Ant didn't know how to spell his name, so he survived. When he found out all his Okama friends were dead, he swore vengeance on Ryuk and destroyed all the apples in the world. Ryuk got sad and started annoying Ichigo to death, until finally Ichigo got so pissed off that he killed Ant for destroying all the apples.

but as the ant was dying it gave in to the dark powers. its wounds suddenly healed, but it had given in to the insanity of kishin. it went on a rampage and tried killing both ryuk and ichigo. but the kishin overwhelmed the ant and it wore its own soul down by using the powers. the body and soul deteriorated and the ant was no more.

Only the Ants spirit remained. It eventually found Brook, and the two became best friends. They both used their powers for perverted reasons, until they were found out by Sanji. (Too many nosebleed deaths, time to change it up ) Sanji was furious at them, because according to Sanji, only he should be allowed to peep. Sanji went all RAGE on Brook and Ant, and they died. BUT WAIT, THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD!! YOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Brook and Ant kept laughing until the planet disintegrated and they were lost in space.

the skull joke was soo bad that time stopped itself and pondered on it. it then reversed itself to hear the joke again and it finally got it and laughed. it decided that there as no way it can let the planet be destroyed. so now brook and ant were safe but wait......there standing with rage faces was an army of girls. each was driving a tank and went to attack the ant and brook. a couple of explosions later ant and brook were peeping from the heavens down to earth.

They were peeping from the heavens down to earth because they had stepped on a button that triggered a chain reaction that shot them up into the sky. Sadly, once they reached 10000 feet, they couldn't see any more girls. They kept shooting up for minutes...hours....days....weeks....months....years....decades....centuries...until finally Brook and Ant couldn't take not seeing any girls and just killed themselves by drowning in their tears (They both have devil fruits right? the baka baka one )

but the problem with dying in tears is that u need eyes....and brook has no eyes (yohohohohoo skull joooooke). plus the ant couldnt generate enough tears for both of them to die. so they stayed up in heaven waiting for something to happen. the devil saw them like that and got an evil idea, he dropped a XXX magazine inbetween them and BAM! ant and brook were fighting to the death over it. accidentally a page flipped open and both saw inside......it was okama XXX. they died out of shock.

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Well luckily, when Brook and Ant were fighting over the XXX magazine they managed to rip it up, so none of the could tell it was Okama xxx. Kakashi came out of nowhere and sold them copies of Make Out Tactics. (I think that's what it's called...) That book kept Ant and Brook busy for a while, until they finished it. Once they were done, they had to wait every Tuesday for a new chapter. Eventually the chapters stopped getting translated into Ant and Brook language and Brook and Ant went into Rage mode. They kidnapped the writer and forced him to write in Ant/Brook language. The author wanted to troll them, so he wrote a special edition XXX Okama version with HIGH quality pictures...In 3D...with sound effects. And videos were in there too. Needless to say, Ant and Brook died.

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but the magazine faced a certain bug and nothing worked. brook and ant tried fixing the electric circuit so they call back kakashi too raikiri it. he screws up and makes a huge lighting bolt com down and struck everyone around.

But kakashi never screws up. what really happened was Enel showed up, and since he didn't get what all the fuss was about, he just EL THOR'd everyone.

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but at that moment he baka baka fruit awakened and made everyone so baka that they forgot how to use their powers. so they all became a group of blubbering fools who dont do anything. they ended up dying because they were too stupid to breathe

Spoiler:

Ant was stupid, so he deactivated his baka baka powers. Everyone regained/gained their intelligence, even LUFFY. He became so smart that the world just exploded, because Luffy = Smart = Error

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but the explosion was avoided because ants baka baka fruit kicked in and caused the luffy smart error to be void. so luffy=baka fixed the universes order. the problem now was that kakashi and enel got into a fight. kakashi says that his electric techniques are better while enel said his were. poor brook and ant got raikiri and el thored at the same time.

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A rubber Jacket all the way!! Yes, the ant was wearing a super insulating rubber jacket that protected him from the zap. BUT, the rubber jacket was soon melted by the thermal energy conserved from the insulating and the shocks. Luckily, Kakashi and Enel stopped fighting agreeing that Enel has the strongest electric attacks, but Kakashi still thought that he is the stronger in muscular power. They started a round of arm wrestling, and while they were doing it, the apocalypse started!! Enel jumped on Maxima and ran to the moon, while our super Ant is trapped with the others. Is this the end for our universe? Is this the end the Super Ant we have always loved?? To know this, follow us in the next episode/post!!

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Welcome to another episode/post of "Kill Ant!!" After the commercial break, you will find out how Ant has survived this time!!

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Welcome back!! Now where were we...? Oh yeah, Ant had luckily watched a youtube video on what do do if the world is ending. It had said to hijack a rocket and blast off to mars or some other planet. Ant got into his stolen rocket, and took off. However, there was a launch error, and the rocket blew up just as it left the atmosphere. Ant was now floating in space, ad watched as Maxima came floating slowly towards him. Enel went to help Ant, then he thought "Wait a minute. I'm a bad guy. I shouldn't help this innocent Ant." So Enel laughed at Ant and floated away. Ant suffocated/froze to death in space, whichever comes first.
Find out what will happen next after another commercial break!!

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-After Commercial break-
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, were we last left off ant was suffocating/freezing(whichever comes first) in space after having an encounter with enel. This happened after the world was ending and ant left earth in order to survive. Luckily for ant, he was able to hitchhike a ride from a passerby ship that happened to be hopping dimensions. The quantum luck decider wanted to help ant so it gave him a ride. It changed dimensions and went to the location where earth should have been. He dropped ant off at the planet there and left him. Ant was happy to be back and went to look around for the nearest peanut factory. He started to note his surroundings and found that this earth was different. This planet was ruled by ants and the ant border patrol caught him and asked him where his colony passport was. He didn't have anything with him except a towel so he was imprisoned indefinitely. Unluckily for him, at that moment the other ant country attacked. He was forgotten in the dungeon and died to death from lack of peanuts.
-This is where our poor ant will be left, until next time. Bye!-

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Ant had forgotten that he was being sponsored by Americas Peanut FarmersTM, and so he was very surprised when he got shot in the face with a peanut. He ate it, and he went "SUPPEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!", because Ant transformed into a cyborg when the quantum luck decider changed dimensions. Ant did a pose, and then blew a hole in the wall, which he escaped through. Ant farted, and rode the fart aall the way out of the prison, and into the Ant commander's base. Ant's hair drooped down from lack of peanuts, and the Ant commander died of laughter. Ant then realized that he was starting to disappear, and he started panicking. Then the quantum dude came back and told ant, "You have just killed your father in this dimension, and now that he is dead, you will have never existed." So yup, epic plot twist What will happen next? Check back next week on ANTTM tv!!

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-Commercial break-

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so as ant disspaeared his father appeared in an apparition and said," My dear son those are some damn good commercials". They embraced each other and watched the commercial over and over and their scene faded away into the sunset.......until ant woke up. the side effect of the peanut made him hallucinate and he knocked out. The ant leader lay dead infront of him and he was still alive......guess his ant mom got around in this world. The quantum luck decider was so amazed that he screwed up that he returned the ant to his own dimension on earth. as the went was walking around loking for a peanut factory....he finds one!!! as he was eating peanuts he remembered a weird fact.........in this dimension ant was allergic to peanuts

The Ant was saved because the lack of recent activity caused everyone to forget Ant's allergy, and he realized that it was all in his head. With no weaknesses, Ant became an unstoppable force, and wiped out everyone in Bleach, Naruto, Fairy Tale, Deathnote, DBZ, One Piece, until he finally got to Samurai Shampoo and died of an allergic reaction to a peanut shampoo. Ant then realized that he was hallucinating, and woke up. With a peanut in his mouth. Before he got chance to say "NOOOO..." he died. THE END.

Coming up next time, the New Season of "Kill Ant" Will start! How will this new ant die? Find out next time, on ANTTMTV.

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Ant woke up and noticed that waking up with the peanut in his mouth was also a hallucination. He also noticed that there were no more commercials, so he went to the commercial president and asked them what happened to the commercials. They said...."Security!!". Ant was on the run again. He jumped out of the 100th floor of the executive office and landed in a passing helicopter. He highjacked it and was trying to learn how to fly this weird machine. The problem was that he didnt have the hands to fly the thing, so he ends up crashing down in a valley. When he come to he finds out that he had crashed in a weird place. IT WAS THE PEANUT GANG HIDEOUT. the gang killed him because dead ants can keep secrets better than live ones.

Just before they killed Ant, the peanut scientist came in and told them that it was a scientific fact that live ants keep better secrets than dead ones. The peanuts were confused, and Ant took the chance to eat them. He had explosive diarrhea which propelled him into the sky, where he landed on a jet. He got in, but saw Johhny Gat. Ant exploded from awesomeness exposure.

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But Awsan was on the plane as well so his awesomeness negated Johnny's awesomeness . But there can only be one awesome so Johnny and Awsan had fight which was so awesome that the plane couldnt take it so it malfunctioned and crashed ,and ant died.

Luckily Ant had read "Surviving a plane crash - for dummies" and survived. He landed in a jungle and formed a pirate crew.
~~5 years later~~
The scene opens up with Nathan Drake recovering the coffin of the explorer Sir Francis Drake, Nate's ancestor, from the ocean floor off the coast of Panama, using coordinates inscribed on a ring in Nate's possession. He is assisted by journalist Elena Fisher, who is there to record the events for a documentary. However, the coffin contains only a diary written by Sir Francis, pointing to the location of El Dorado, the fabled city of gold which Sir Francis sought, proving that he faked his death as Nate originally believed. After their boat is destroyed by a band of pirates who have been tracking Nate, Victor "Sully" Sullivan, Nate's friend and partner, rescues them; he and Nate, leaving Elena behind, travel into the Amazon, where they find clues that El Dorado is in fact a large gold statue, and that it was removed long ago by Spanish Conquistadors. Searching further, Nate and Sully discover a long-abandoned Kriegsmarine U-boat containing a missing page from the Drake diary that points to a southern tropic island where the statue was likely taken.
Before they can set out to find the island, Nate and Sully are accosted by Gabriel Roman, a competitive treasure hunter who has hired the services of mercenaries led by Atoq Navarro, an archaeologist with knowledge of the statue, and Indonesian pirates led by ANT, an old rival of Nate. The mercenaries hired by Roman and the pirates who have been tracking Nate are revealed to be working together to find El Dorado in order to compensate for money that Sully owes Roman. Nate refuses to help Roman, who then shoots Sully in the chest. Nate attacks Navarro and at that moment the U-boat explodes from a torpedo Nate accidentally set off. Elena then arrives to rescue Nate and the two fly off in Sully's plane to the island in the Pacific where the Spanish took the statue.
Having been shot down near the island and separated, Nate works his way to a fort where he spots Elena's parachute; unable to find her, he continues into the fort, where he finds a message from Sir Francis stating that he had gone to the fort's Tower. Upon arriving at Drake's Tower, he is soon captured by ANT, who demands that Nate assist him in finding the treasure. Nate and Elena are shortly reunited, and flee the fort from ANT and his pirates. The two work their way through a long-abandoned port city and discover, through a log book in its custom house, that the statue was moved further inland; as Elena spots Sully - alive and well - working with Navarro, heading north, they decide to follow him to the monastery. There they locate hidden passages, and rescue Sully, who survived thanks to Drake's diary blocking the bullet, and played along to fool his captors.
Nate and Elena find a series of maze-like passages below the monastery leading to a large treasure vault in which they find Sir Francis Drake's body, assuming that he died on the island searching for the treasure. Before they move on, they encounter ANT running scared for his life, chased by mutated humans possessing incredible speed and strength. After Nate co-operates with ANT to fight for their lives, he and Elena escape when ANT is killed by the creatures. (NOTE: This was totally not a copy and pasted plot summary of Uncharted )

In fact this is was ant's plan all along right before he was killed he activated the Mind Control Soundwave Generator allowing him to control all the mutated humans and start his quest of world domination. After he destroyed and dominated the Earth he felt bored and decided to conquer the universe.
His first destination was Mars ,so he built a spaceship and flew it to Mars when he arrived he stepped out to take a look, but he forgot that ants cant breath in space therefore he suffocated and died.

at that moment the ant was saved by the same aliens that saved him on page one. the chances of them apearing again were 3256266788897928057251536 less likely than the original 4373465653845834 times. they use ant for experiments and he growns in size. the aliens drop him off on earth because he was a failed experiment. ant was dropped in the middle of a city filled with people. the people freaked out and ant had to run down the allies. he bumbs into a boy and a suit of armor walking thro. "move it shorty" yells ant at the boy who is next to the suit of armor. the biy turns around and uses alchemy to make ants body explode using the chemicals in his body.

But those same chemicals gave birth to the new and improved ANT OF STEEL! They then proceeded to make a new movie about Ant, and Ant became an eccentric billionaire. Soon Ant-studio decided to make a sequel of the movie. Ant tried his best, but his best wasn't good enough. Everyone was disappointed, and the movie received an average score of 2/100. Ant became depressed and holed himself up inside his mansion. Ant started going on the internet, and discovered a forum named "One Piece A-Edition". He tried out the game, and got stuck on the pacifistas. Ant raged, and decided to become a member of team-A to hack the game and make the pacifistas easier so he could beat the game. Ant adopted the name "pack5642" and pretended to be an otaku obsessed with bowls and mango's. Ant was finally accepted into the team, but by that time, he had beaten the pacifista's. Now without purpose in life, he gave his account to a humanoid creature also obsessed with bowls and mango's. Ant then sat staring at a blank wall for 6 months, before deciding to return to OPAE. This time, he made an account named "Yin", and again made his way into Team-A. He finally got to play a newer version of OPAE, version 1.5, and this time, he was stuck on Akainu! Depressed yet again, he gave his other account to an awesome bi-polar ninja who likes purple, and finally decided to go outside, for the first time in years. He stepped outdoors, and was struck by lightning. Stunned and in pain, he blindly stumbled forward, and fell into a vat of toxic waste. The vat of toxic waste was then picked up by a jet, and flown straight into the sun. A nuke was then fired at the sun, and it created a black hole, which Ant was sucked into. When Ant woke up, he saw a computer across from him just floating in space. Excited, he went to see if there was another OPAE, only to find out that instead of version 2, they were making 1.8. Ant was so completely in shock, he sneezed, causing himself to fly backwards, and got caught by the gravity of...jupiter. Ant was slowly sucked in, and became trapped at the core of the planet, where he was slowly crushed to death.

I was bored