Kill the ant! (It never dies though)

So in this game, you try to get the ant killed. Then the next user, will state how the ant survives it and write how he kills it. Example:
Poster one: I stepped on then ant so its dead

poster two: It didn't get stepped on because there was a hole under it. All what you did is push it into the hole.
I zapped the ant with 1000 volts of electricity so its dead now.

Poster three: No it didn't die as it was wearing a rubber jacket :p
I take then ant and put it in fire so its dead

...etc

So here we go. I start:

I put the ant in side the DVD rom so its gonna spin and get squashed till its dead.

the electricity turned off so disc is not spinning, ant creeps onto motherboard.the electricity turns on again. (notice: ants contain alot of iron)

Just when the electricity went on, the motherboard fan started spinning sending the ant away from the computer case, outside. Then I launch my super A-Bomb toward the ant so now i can assure its dead XD

the ant happens to land on chuck norris, chuck norris bombs the bomb and wins because chuck norris always wins. he then brushes the ant of of his shirt and it falls into a cheese sandwich that a hungry programmer is gonna eat at 4 am in morning.

That hungry programmer was actually me. I forget about about the sandwich for a second because of some irritating bug in the program i was making. And so the ant have its time to escape the cheese sandwitch. BUT unfortunately for the bug, due to my irritation I confuses the bug in the program with the ant. And i spray some Pif Paf over it.

as the poisonous gas is about to suffocate the ant, it finds a crack in the floor and goes in. as it peers back out of the hole a set of red eyes, bucktooth teeth, and long ropy tail appear behind the ant. A "squeak" is heard and the scent of cheese fills the small space in the crack.

Luckily, an earthquake happens, destroying my house and that rat gets buried and squashed under the rocks. And due to the ant's small size, it survives it. But OMG, a tsunami is coming!! The ant shall die now for sure.

Whats that?!!?, that's a jet! it rescues the ant but throwed it from the jet to the ground.

It falls and falls and falls, but it fall onto a fluffy cushion! But guess what?? It was one cushion out of many other thousands covering a Hydrogen-Bomb to avoid collision and explosion before its launching. But unfortunately, its time to launch the bomb and then ant is over it!! You ant, is dead now XD

As the hydrogen bomb is about to be dropped, the pilot receives a call from the head of the country to abort the plan and to return. On the way back the ant thinks its saved but while the ant was in the crack a while ago, a scorpion faced the same problem. It was caught by a bird and the bird flew in the air, the jet that saved the ant did not see the bird so it crashed into it and the scorpion fell onto the pillow. Now the scorpion aims its stinger toward what seems to be a poor ant on a pillow.

the pillow was actually a big white bird,it went to the sky flying,so the scorpion didnt hit,but the bird ate it and the ant dies.

As the bird is gonna swallow the ant chuck norris appears and karate chops its throat. chuck norris had been the pilot of the plane but it was crashing so he jumped off. Now the ant, the bird, and chuck norris fall towards the ground while the plane and bomb fall down before them. They are all engulfed in the explosion.

just before the explosion,flashman saves the ant and chuck norris but kept bragging about it so chick norris got angry ,so the ant got between a fierce battle between them and got killed and destroyed.

it happened to be that this ant had a super power that it didnt know of, it awakened it right before it got killed. It saved itself by using the secret ant karate. The move has a drawback though, you use the secret move and u get power strong enough to defeat chuck norris but u end up dying after using the move. the ant dies after using this exhausting move.

after making that move that defeated chick norris , flashman is still there , he remembered that he was a hero so he took the ant and went to the hospital it was saved. but the doctor thought flashman was the patient so by mistake he stamped on the ant and crushed it,now its dead.

But right before he stomped on it, his shoe blew up(They sell explosive shoes) and the explosion sent the ant flying out the window, and into the middle of the highway where it got run over by a million cars. And a hobo on a cart.

Before the ant was crushed by the million cars, it got stuck to a piece of gum in between a tire. It was taken along unharmed and soon, the hobo in the cart caught up and saved the poor ant after the car had stopped. It turns out that the hobo was hungry and that he wanted that piece of gum. He chews both the ant and the piece of gum.

Unfortunately for the ant, it survives the digestion. As its...going out...the ant jumps off and runs away. It realizes that its in a restaurant, and then Sanji finds it and kicks it, shattering every bone in the ants body. (or exoskeleton or whatever ants have.)

I turns out that sanji had kicked the wrong ant, it wasnt an ant it was the long lost twin that had been living in the restaurant. The ant was furious and went to avenge its brother. It used the ants super strength to carry something more than its weight to tip over all the chili into the food that sanji was making. Sanji tastes the food and goes into Diable Jambe mode from the extreme heat of the food. He lights the whole restaurant on fire and the ant burns to death.

But luckily, the ant jumped into the sea to escape the flames. Unfortunately, It was then cut to shreds before it could escape by zoro, who was in the middle of a fight with Mihawk.

It had appeared that the ant was cut, but the ant had done the matrix and survived by 1.5 mm. It was injured but alive and it landed on mehawk's little coffin boat. As the boat drifted away mehawk notices the ant and kicks it into the water.

When the ant got kicked into the water, it couldn't swim, because it ate the baka baka fruit Luckily, Hachi the octo-guy saved the ant, and the ant then used it's baka baka noo orokana!! It challenged luffy to an eating contest, but while the ant was eating a piece of meat, luffy took the piece, with the ant on it, and swallowed it whole. The ant then got squished to death between several chunks of meat.

The ant ate its way out of those big pieces of meat and got huuuge. Luffy spat it out and suddenly......apis's dragons son appears and tears the ant apart with its teeth.

But it turned out that the dragon ripped a part of meat to shreds, not the actual ant. The ant then used it's baka baka no orokana again, and then tripped, rolled down a hill, and blew up.

before it blew up foxy used his noro noro beam and threw away the explosives that the notorious YinYang pirate crew had strapped on it. Foxy tries to use the noro noro beam on the YinYang crew but they use a mirror. The crew sees that ant and foxy frozen in the air from the reflected noro noro beam and they shoot the ant and foxy with a barrage of cannon balls and bullets.

But then the Teleporting Fat Guy teleports in and saves foxy and the ant, but the ant is too small, and it gets dropped. The YinYang pirate crew's leader then has an epic duel to the death with the ant. After 29 hours, the duel is ended by Yin tripping and squashing the ant.

As the Yin trips and almost dqushes the ant, the fat guy reapears because he noticed that he forgot the ant. They warp out but then face a problem. The propablilty of a warp screwing up is 0.772/7484658278456021475 and it happened to screw up. They end up being sucked up by a black hole and die in there

luckily the ant still has it's baka baka powers, and it uses them to defy logic and physics and everything and reappears unharmed right onf Pack5642's keyboard. When Pack hits "enter", he squishes the ant, killing it... Then Pack eats it.

pack was about to press the enter till he noticed the cookie crumb on it with the ant. He hits the right shift instead to avoid crumbling the cookie crumb. He picks up the cookie crumb and brushes hte ant off, he then eats the cookie crumb. The unfortunate ant, after being brushed off by pack, falls into the cup of tea right next to him and it drowns.

The ant actually bounced of the side of the tea cup, and lands on the floor. As it's trying to make it's great escape, Pack decides he wants to eat more cookies. As pack goes to the kitchen, he trips on the ant, and accidentally throws a spoon into the microwave. It turns on automatically, and just as pack shouted "Nooooooooooooooo..." the microwave blew up, and set off a chain reaction that also blew up his secret lair of sciencey explosives. The Earth got reduced to a speck of dust, which the ant choked on and died.

The ant actually stole an oxygen supply so,it didn't die.But it went to the sun with nothing but the oxygen supply it went to the sun by the will of the space and got burnt.

But before it got burnt, it used it's baka baka fruit powers to rewind time just before pack was tripping(lol), but it accidentally created a parallel universe, the one in which awsan blew up the world with his time paradox, and when pack tripped, It somehow happened that the two parallel universes merged, and so the universe imploded twice. Which completely eradicated the ant.

the power of the explosion created a 3rd dimension in which everything was fine and cookies grew on trees. The ant goes and starts eating cookies but then it gets a stomach ache and dies from food poisoning.

the ant luckily had explosive diarrhea and was able to get the cookie out of it's system before it died. Unfortunately, the sheer power of the diarrhea caused the ant to explode.

The explosion of the explosive diharea caused a 4th dimension to open and in that world Sanji was fighting zoro over who would be the ball for the davy back fight. the ant got stuck inbetween and died from being cut and kicked at the same time.

The epicness of Zoro and Sanji had opened up a 5th dimension, In which Usopp's "I'll-Die-if-I-get-on-this-island-disease" Is real, and then both the ant and Usopp die.

Chopper pops out of nowhere and saves the poor ant but poor ussop ends up dying because it was too late for him. Accidently tho chopper mixes up the wrong medicine and causes a chemical explosion that blows up everything..............suprisingly the ant survives. But hten a shoe that was blown into the air by the explosion lands on it, killing it.

After being stepped on by shoes for years, the ant developed it's exoskeleton to the point of it being harder than Titanium and it survived. The ant then proceeded to form it's own pirate crew, and sailed the Grand Line!! The ant was extremely successful and earned a 250000000 bounty, and it's first mate, "Earwig" had a 200000000 bounty. After 2 years, was on the brink of finding the legendary One Piece when....it woke up. Then it got eaten by a frog, which got eaten by a bird, which was eaten by a flying fish, which was eaten by a shark, which was eaten by Luffy.

poor luffy was still sick from explosive diarrhea and the ant survived digestion because of its titanium exoskeleton. Luffy excreted the ant and the ant was alive. unfortunately the frog that was in the birds stomach that was in the flying fishes stomach which was in the sharks stomach survived. It had miraculously survived by hiding within a piece of cooked meat, it was injured but was pretty much alive. It paid the price of a leg and a piece of its arm. and it ate the ant while both were in the toilet.

While the ant was being digested, Luffy looked into the toilet and yelled: "Sanji!! Cook this frog for me!!" Sanji then came into the bathroom, and not wanting to waste food, started preparations to cook the frog. He then expertly cut the frog into millions of tiny pieces, but the ant, with it's titanium exoskeleton, survived the knives. Sanji didn't want to serve insects to Robin or Nami, so he let the ant get away. The ant jumped out the kitchen window, but while it was in mid-air, It got sucked up into the sky by a tornado. When the ant woke up, it found Enel staring at it. The ant panicked, and tried to kick Enel, but he just turned into lightning and zapped the ant to death.

because the ant was on earth when it was zapped, the electricity was discharged into the ground. Luckily enel heard someone talk bad about him and went to punish them in person. The ant was relived for a few minutes before it took a moment to look at its surroundings, it was surrounded by the Black Cat pirates who were gonna launch a surprise attack on Enel. Kuro is mad at the ant for ruining their chances so he goes into a frenzy and slices the ants titanium exoskeleton into 10 different pieces

The ant starts crying and starts talking about his nakama, and how he wanted to see them again before dying. For some strange unknown reason, Franky overheard the ant and started crying too, saying how the ant was so epic and stuff. In this parallel dimension, Franky has over 9000 Battle Franky's, and he uses them all on Kuro and his crew. Franky then repairs the ants titanium exoskeleton, and adds some special features of his own. The ant looks at the new buttons Franky added, and said: "Hey, look! A button with a Pirate Flag on it!!" The ant presses the button. Franky shouts "Nooooooooo" but it's too late, the ant self destructs.

the ant pressed the self destruct dance button not the self destruct button that was next to it. So when the countdown happened the ant and franky broke out into a dance............SUUUUPER~~~ but franky trips on the scrap parts he used that were left on the ground and falls onto a remote, This was the remote that controlled hte battle frankys. They all attacked the ant at once and destroyed both franky and the ant in the process

But just as Franky and Ant (I've decided to call the ant "Ant" .) were about to explode, Usopp showed up!! Yeah that's right, Usopp! And, he just stood there with a shocked look on his face. Luckily, Zoro appeared and cut all the Battle Franky's with his swords. Ussop said to Zoro "You're sooo awesome!" At that point, Sanji showed up, pissed off because Zoro got there before him, and they got into another huge fight. Ant panicked and ran away, but he was stepped on by Buggy, who was derping around looking for treasure. Buggy looked at his shoe, and saw Ant. Buggy panicked and cut his shoe and Ant into pieces.

but luckily the shoe of buggy had a hole on it and the ant got in the shoe and got out from ir,but that time buggy got in the big fight between sanji and zoro by mistake,it has been kicked and cutten

But wait, It's not over yet! Ant used baka baka no luffy-ify!! It was super effective!! Zoro and Sanji became temporarily Luffy-ified...which means they started screaming "MEAT!!!" and ran off looking for Sanji. (Yes, even Sanji. He was looking for himself.) Ant then made his epic escape! Ant quadruple back flipped off of the boat, and landed doing three somersaults. However, the place where Ant landed was quicksand! He quickly sunk in and drowned. Then he got burnt. Then he got nuked. He also got ripped apart atom by atom. Finally, Ant imploded into nothingness.

before the ant exploded he saw the Buddha infront of him saying,"Everything is Nothing" and the ant becomes one with the universe. The ant returns as an enlightened ant with all types of haki learned. He tries to make everything nothing but in the processs makes himself nothing.

In the process of making himself nothing, a piece of Ant merged with the universe. That piece of Ant lives on to this day...until the universe exploded because One Piece ended.

but the ant lived on in the alternate universe where there was somethin called Two piece, there it didnt have the baka baka fruit but it had the awesome awesome fruit. It tried using its powers but it was too awesome for the universe to withstand so it caused a big bang and everything died

But the universe didn't know that there was actually more than one Ant! In one of the alternate universes Ant was in, It learned the Shadow Clone Jutsu, and now Ant's clone lives on in that universe!! Until Itachi uses mind hax no jutsu and obliterates Ant.